Category: looky

Web link of note: Michael Moore: Rock Star
(At http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/wackoattacko/)

Web link of note: Government of the Pitcairn Islands
(At http://www.government.pn/)

Web link of note: Zombie Pinups
(At http://www.zombiepinups.com/)

Web link of note: RGB Color Charts
(At http://www.hypersolutions.org/rgb.html)

Web link of note: Free Punch Cards
(At http://www.acme.com/jef/punch_cards/)

Men’s Som

Lonely? Yes, it’s a hand-job machine. Yikes. Some comments:

• “no more pretending it’s only for your back”
• “the hand could stand to be a little more feminine”
• “god bless the QA testers”
  TESTER: AAIIIIGH!!!
  PRODUCT MANAGER: File a Bug

You know what this needs? A more interactive feature set. “Teledildonics” they call that.

I guess it’s a good alternative for those who don’t want to shell out $6k for the RealDoll

Whatever happened to ditto machines? A cheap predecessor to the copy machine, it ran off copies in purple ink using a big drum and a hand-crank. Since the only people who used it were 40+ years older than me (I was 12) I never understaood the fabrication process of a ditto sheet.

Mostly I remember their perfume- a sort of moist alcohol chemical smell. In Fast Times At Ridgemont High the students in one class are handed a test printed on ditto sheets and all smell them in unison.

Web link of note: Private Islands Online
(At http://www.privateislandsonline.com/)

Web link of note: CSS: Glish
(At http://www.glish.com/css/)

SOWINGS: mmm. craving a nice bbq’d pork chop with the crispy fat on the outside. damn.
DPASSAGE: i hate you sowings