{"id":6774,"date":"2017-06-22T07:33:27","date_gmt":"2017-06-22T14:33:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6774"},"modified":"2017-06-22T07:33:27","modified_gmt":"2017-06-22T14:33:27","slug":"mind-twins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6774","title":{"rendered":"Mind twins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J1: I&#8217;m distressed by something slightly less important<br \/>\nBROLDMAN: does it involve cats<br \/>\nJ1: no<br \/>\nJ1: It involves the lyrics to Bust A Move<\/p>\n<p>BROLDMAN: are you wondering why you&#8217;re the best man in the wedding of your best friend&#8217;s cousin?<br \/>\nJ1: Yes!<br \/>\nBROLDMAN: It makes no sense<br \/>\nJ1: Well, brother<\/p>\n<p>J1: Also<br \/>\nJ1: why are you invited with only five days notice<br \/>\nJ1: I&#8217;m so happy you knew exactly what my issue was<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J1: I&#8217;m distressed by something slightly less important BROLDMAN: does it involve cats J1: no J1: It involves the lyrics to Bust A Move BROLDMAN: are you wondering why you&#8217;re the best man in the wedding of your best friend&#8217;s cousin? J1: Yes! BROLDMAN: It makes no sense J1: Well, brother J1: Also J1: why [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6774"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6775,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6774\/revisions\/6775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}