{"id":6733,"date":"2016-04-04T11:54:43","date_gmt":"2016-04-04T18:54:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6733"},"modified":"2016-04-04T11:55:30","modified_gmt":"2016-04-04T18:55:30","slug":"champagne-gun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6733","title":{"rendered":"Champagne Gun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BRAIN: <a href=\"http:\/\/boingboing.net\/2016\/04\/04\/a-champagne-gun-for-your-epic.html\">Champagne Gun<\/a><br \/>\nWILLIAM: I prefer to have my servants spray people with champagne for me<br \/>\nBRAIN cabana boy, spray these proles with Moet<br \/>\nWILLIAM: I just give a subtle hand signal, they know what to do<br \/>\nSUSANNAH: a mere flicker of the fingers?<br \/>\nSUSANNAH: do they have a hose of champagne or do they have to use bottles?<br \/>\nWILLIAM:  bottles of course this isn&#8217;t some theme park<br \/>\nWILLIAM: I bet your boyfriend doesn&#8217;t even wear a tuxedo after 6:00pm<br \/>\nSUSANNAH:  &#8230;he doesnt<br \/>\nSUSANNAH:  but he does wear a smoking jacket<br \/>\nWILLIAM:  *makes a face of utter revulsion like the dowager countess *<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BRAIN: Champagne Gun WILLIAM: I prefer to have my servants spray people with champagne for me BRAIN cabana boy, spray these proles with Moet WILLIAM: I just give a subtle hand signal, they know what to do SUSANNAH: a mere flicker of the fingers? SUSANNAH: do they have a hose of champagne or do they [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6733","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6733","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6733"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6733\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6735,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6733\/revisions\/6735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6733"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6733"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6733"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}