{"id":6728,"date":"2016-02-18T11:56:29","date_gmt":"2016-02-18T18:56:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6728"},"modified":"2016-02-18T11:56:29","modified_gmt":"2016-02-18T18:56:29","slug":"she-was-thirteen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6728","title":{"rendered":"She Was Thirteen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SOMEONE&#8217;S MOM: Oooh I read &#8220;Palo Alto!&#8221;<br \/>\nCLASSMATE:  eyuuuch.<br \/>\nSOMEONE&#8217;S MOM: was it all true?<br \/>\nCLASSMATE:  No, no.<br \/>\nSOMEONE&#8217;S MOM: So the story where the track coach has an affair with the high school girl&#8230;<br \/>\nCLASSMATE:  Of course not.<br \/>\nSOMEONE&#8217;S MOM: Oh.  Well &#8211;<br \/>\nCLASSMATE:  He was the volleyball coach.  And she was thirteen.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SOMEONE&#8217;S MOM: Oooh I read &#8220;Palo Alto!&#8221; CLASSMATE: eyuuuch. SOMEONE&#8217;S MOM: was it all true? CLASSMATE: No, no. SOMEONE&#8217;S MOM: So the story where the track coach has an affair with the high school girl&#8230; CLASSMATE: Of course not. SOMEONE&#8217;S MOM: Oh. Well &#8211; CLASSMATE: He was the volleyball coach. And she was thirteen. \u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6728","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6728","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6728"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6728\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6729,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6728\/revisions\/6729"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6728"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6728"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6728"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}