{"id":6709,"date":"2015-09-01T14:07:16","date_gmt":"2015-09-01T21:07:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6709"},"modified":"2015-09-01T14:07:16","modified_gmt":"2015-09-01T21:07:16","slug":"usb-sata-hd-adapter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6709","title":{"rendered":"USB SATA HD adapter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BRAIN: ok I&#8217;m getting a HD USB adapter<br \/>\nBRAIN: should I get stand up or lay flat<br \/>\nSAM: Flat!!!!!<br \/>\nBRAIN: really? why<br \/>\nSAM: Flat is phat!!!<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: yeah but all the people doing on-set ingestion have the stand up ones<br \/>\nBRAIN: and IT always has the stand up ones<br \/>\nSAM: Yeah<br \/>\nSAM: I honestly don&#8217;t know what we&#8217;re talking about<br \/>\nSAM: I&#8217;m in over my head<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: your flippant answers have cost this company over seven million dollars this last quarter alone<br \/>\nBRAIN: what do we tell the parents of all those little dogs from the fiasco last month?<br \/>\nBRAIN: how is C-level supposed to know that jello boobs are not a thing<br \/>\nSAM: I swear<br \/>\nSAM: I thought those dogs had gills<br \/>\nSAM: I swear!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: and don&#8217;t get me started about that bronze statue we sponsored outside City Hall<br \/>\nSAM: In Flanders, Hitler is usually depicted with Santa Claus.<br \/>\nSAM: How could I know that San Francisco was so unique???<br \/>\nBRAIN: wow<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BRAIN: ok I&#8217;m getting a HD USB adapter BRAIN: should I get stand up or lay flat SAM: Flat!!!!! BRAIN: really? why SAM: Flat is phat!!! BRAIN: yeah but all the people doing on-set ingestion have the stand up ones BRAIN: and IT always has the stand up ones SAM: Yeah SAM: I honestly don&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6709"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6709\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6710,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6709\/revisions\/6710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}