JK: have you encountered overly angry tpms yet
\nBRAIN: overly angry how?
\nJK: runs over freaking out
\nBRAIN: “be cool dude”
\nJK: over something that was already discussed
\nJK: so I was like, yeah I’m the cause of your frustration however, this was a miscomm and I already discussed it with your team
\nJK: the qe was like\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 yeah..
\nJK: i told him its all cool it was miscomm and he still freaked out
\nBRAIN: tell the TPM his parents were just killed in a firery car crash and you are so so sorry<\/p>\n
JK: geez you are dark
\nBRAIN: no!
\nBRAIN: see then when he says “huh?!” you keep on it
\nBRAIN: until he’s a little convinced
\nBRAIN: then you say
\nBRAIN: “no, I’m just kidding. I’m sure they are safe. Don’t you feel great?!”
\nBRAIN: then beam your sunniest smile!!
\nBRAIN: “now what was that problem you had?”
\nJK: oh geez you are awful
\nBRAIN: it will be instructive for everyone
\nBRAIN: although if it’s particularly effective
\nBRAIN: the TPM may realize the futility of everything we are doing
\nBRAIN: quit
\nBRAIN: and join the Peace Corps or something
\nBRAIN: that could happen<\/p>\n
BRAIN: ok how about this
\nBRAIN: the TPM comes over
\nJK: lol
\nBRAIN: TPM: rage rage rage!
\nJK: so much rage
\nBRAIN: you put your finger to your lips: “sssshhhhh.”
\nBRAIN: “this is not about these tests, is it? Be honest.”
\nBRAIN: “this is about something else. It’s okay. Let it go.”
\nJK: let it goooooooo
\nBRAIN: yes you could start singing!
\nBRAIN: that is a great direction<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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