{"id":6695,"date":"2015-07-31T10:09:04","date_gmt":"2015-07-31T17:09:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6695"},"modified":"2015-07-31T10:10:45","modified_gmt":"2015-07-31T17:10:45","slug":"valet-jacket-code","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6695","title":{"rendered":"Valet jacket code"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BRAIN:  Fuscia jackets guys<br \/>\nBRAIN:  who are they<br \/>\nSCOM: FIFA assasins<br \/>\nBRAIN: Dreamkiller claims they had the word &#8220;carbon&#8221; on them<br \/>\nDREAMKILLER:  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bizjournals.com\/sanfrancisco\/blog\/2015\/05\/valet-apps-carbon-luxe-zirx-san-francisco.html\" target=\"_blank\">Pink jacket player joins San Francisco on-demand valet parking war<\/a><br \/>\nBRAIN:  &#8220;Zirx!?&#8221;<br \/>\nSCOM:  I hate Valets with a passion<br \/>\nDREAMKILLER: Carbon wear pink jackets and carry umbrellas<br \/>\nDREAMKILLER: Zirx wear yellow shirts<br \/>\nDREAMKILLER: Luxe wear blue jackets and ride scooters<br \/>\nDREAMKILLER: this is like a logic puzzle<br \/>\nBRAIN: &#8220;A third contestant will soon be entering the nascent on-demand parking valet wars&#8221;<br \/>\nBRAIN:  NASCENT<br \/>\nDREAMKILLER: &#8220;nascent&#8221; in the world of startups means &#8220;we&#8217;re not sure anyone wants this yet&#8221;<br \/>\nTRILLIAN: wait 17 dollars a day? like a subscription thing?<br \/>\nDREAMKILLER:  no, $17 for parking for the entire day in SF<br \/>\nDREAMKILLER:  It is a pretty good deal<br \/>\nDREAMKILLER:  We get a lot of VCs subsidizing our goods and services in the hopes that we will become dedicated users<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BRAIN: Fuscia jackets guys BRAIN: who are they SCOM: FIFA assasins BRAIN: Dreamkiller claims they had the word &#8220;carbon&#8221; on them DREAMKILLER: Pink jacket player joins San Francisco on-demand valet parking war BRAIN: &#8220;Zirx!?&#8221; SCOM: I hate Valets with a passion DREAMKILLER: Carbon wear pink jackets and carry umbrellas DREAMKILLER: Zirx wear yellow shirts DREAMKILLER: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6695"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6698,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6695\/revisions\/6698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}