MB: so good news\u00e2\u20ac\u201dthe SF jury waiting room has wifi
\nTRILLIAN: excellent
\nTRILLIAN: you are so jury material
\nMB: my plan is to get on the jury and then do some amateur detective work and crack the case
\nMB: thats how it works, right
\nTRILLIAN: def<\/p>\n
DREAMCRUSHER: Mb, I was wondering where you were!
\nMB: civic duty calls
\nMB: time for an orientation video
\nBRAIN: a jury duty orientation video?!~
\nMB: it explains trial by jury
\nBRAIN: oh man
\nBRAIN: trial by combat!!
\nBRAIN: everyone gets a bat<\/p>\n
MB: it starts “California, the greatest state in the union\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6”
\nMB: “We are a place of great natural beauty but we also have disputes and crime”
\nBRAIN: no!
\nMB: This is our democratic idea, to truly impart justice that is of the people, by the people, for the people
\nMB: this is actually pretty inspiring<\/p>\n
BRAIN: did they get to the part where we are ordained by God to crush the other states?
\nMB: not yet
\nBRAIN: I’d also accept: “California: Making Secular Humanism Work\u00e2\u201e\u00a2”<\/p>\n
MB: you can’t investigate the case on your own
\nMB: booo<\/p>\n
MB: “Its often a deep and moving experience to be on a jury”
\nBROLDMAN: Mb that’s perfect for you, as a deeply moving person
\nMB: FYI if you clap at the end of the video you’ll be the only one<\/p>\n
MB: Follow up video!
\nMB: “Theres no Justice without U”
\nDREAMCRUSHER: When I went for jury duty they had us sit there for a while and then we went home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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