{"id":6660,"date":"2014-09-03T16:09:16","date_gmt":"2014-09-03T23:09:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6660"},"modified":"2014-09-03T16:09:16","modified_gmt":"2014-09-03T23:09:16","slug":"buffalo-is-plural","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6660","title":{"rendered":"Buffalo is plural"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MARK: buffalo wings are pretty popular too<br \/>\nMARK: and their wings are so small you can&#8217;t even really see them through the fur<br \/>\nSCOTT: so that&#8217;s why the american buffalo is extinct<br \/>\nMARK: they&#8217;re not extinct<br \/>\nSCOTT: shh<\/p>\n<p>MARK: they&#8217;re raised in ranches<br \/>\nSCOTT: totally extinct<br \/>\nMARK: but that is why you see most of them land-bound these days<br \/>\nSCOTT: it was a replacement for t-rex arms<br \/>\nMARK: it&#8217;s sad, back in the 1600s, there were still flocks of buffalo out in what is now Nebraska<br \/>\nMARK: they were all gone by the early 1730s.<\/p>\n<p>CLAIRE: sometimes i wish i had a time machine<br \/>\nCLAIRE: well, not sometimes. a lot of the time<br \/>\nMARK: combination of overhunting and chopping down the giant trees that could support the weight of their nests<br \/>\nCLAIRE: i look around sometimes and wonder what the land around me would have looked like 200, 300 years ago<br \/>\nSCOTT: I read about some bird whose nests are so heavy it causes the tree branches to bend down to the ground<br \/>\nSCOTT: Some serious Horton Hears a Who going on there<br \/>\nSCOTT: but with Buffalos<br \/>\nBRIAN: buffalo<br \/>\nCLAIRE: buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MARK: buffalo wings are pretty popular too MARK: and their wings are so small you can&#8217;t even really see them through the fur SCOTT: so that&#8217;s why the american buffalo is extinct MARK: they&#8217;re not extinct SCOTT: shh MARK: they&#8217;re raised in ranches SCOTT: totally extinct MARK: but that is why you see most of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6660","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6660","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6660"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6661,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6660\/revisions\/6661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}