{"id":6658,"date":"2014-09-03T16:08:16","date_gmt":"2014-09-03T23:08:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6658"},"modified":"2014-09-03T16:08:16","modified_gmt":"2014-09-03T23:08:16","slug":"quokka-its-whats-for-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6658","title":{"rendered":"Quokka: it&#8217;s what&#8217;s for dinner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BRAIN: ok, we&#8217;re rebranding guinea pig meat to be more acceptable. \u00c2\u00a0What do we call it?<br \/>\nWILL: short pig<br \/>\nWILL: in honor of the long pig, the best kind of meat<br \/>\nMARK: soy tofu<br \/>\nMARK: wait, no<\/p>\n<p>MARIE: I suggested &#8216;petite pork&#8217;<br \/>\nMARK: qinoa chia combucha kale<br \/>\nMARK: or &#8220;qcck&#8221; for short<br \/>\nMARIE: not to be confused with quokka<br \/>\nMARIE: our next hipster new meat<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: this slim jim competitor could be named QUACK ATTACK<br \/>\nMARK: &#8220;contains no duck!&#8221;<br \/>\nMARK: to make the vegetarians happy<br \/>\nMARIE: &#8220;No actual pigs were harmed in the making of this product.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>SCOTT: How would you even get sufficient meat off of a quokka?<br \/>\nMARK: people manage it with squirrels<br \/>\nMARIE: People eat quail<br \/>\nBRAIN: chicken feet<br \/>\nSCOTT: fair enough<br \/>\nSCOTT: apparently quokkas only have a litter size of one and rear the young for over a year<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BRAIN: ok, we&#8217;re rebranding guinea pig meat to be more acceptable. \u00c2\u00a0What do we call it? WILL: short pig WILL: in honor of the long pig, the best kind of meat MARK: soy tofu MARK: wait, no MARIE: I suggested &#8216;petite pork&#8217; MARK: qinoa chia combucha kale MARK: or &#8220;qcck&#8221; for short MARIE: not to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6658","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6658","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6658"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6658\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6659,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6658\/revisions\/6659"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}