{"id":6632,"date":"2014-06-27T15:49:05","date_gmt":"2014-06-27T22:49:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6632"},"modified":"2014-06-27T15:49:05","modified_gmt":"2014-06-27T22:49:05","slug":"soccer-vs-blood-bowl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6632","title":{"rendered":"Soccer vs Blood Bowl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WILL: i really feel like the USA could have sportsed harder today<br \/>\nWILL: that was a decidedly non-sportsy showing<br \/>\nSCOTT: not enough biting<\/p>\n<p>WILL: also soccer, while not as boring as people claim, would be a lot cooler if the players weighed 350 pounds and were running around covered in pads slamming into each other at full speed<\/p>\n<p>JILLIAN: also maybe if they made the ball a little more pointy<br \/>\nSCOTT:and used their hands<br \/>\nSCOTT: and stopped the clock every 2 minutes for 10 minutes or more<br \/>\nSCOTT: that&#8217;s not boring at all<\/p>\n<p>WILL: yeah i want to combine the best of both worlds<br \/>\nMARK: rugby?<br \/>\nWILL: constant, fluid action but with more concussions and gladiatorialness<br \/>\nSCOTT: So basically <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B002Z7BE3I\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B002Z7BE3I&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=ghosthouse01-20&#038;linkId=JPFJ4PUMAW6ZDAIE\">Blood Bowl<\/a>.<br \/>\nWILL: or the XFL<br \/>\nWILL: also, why the fuck is http:\/\/www.slamball.net\/\u00c2\u00a0not a more popular sport?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WILL: i really feel like the USA could have sportsed harder today WILL: that was a decidedly non-sportsy showing SCOTT: not enough biting WILL: also soccer, while not as boring as people claim, would be a lot cooler if the players weighed 350 pounds and were running around covered in pads slamming into each other [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6632"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6633,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6632\/revisions\/6633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}