{"id":6628,"date":"2014-06-20T11:44:53","date_gmt":"2014-06-20T18:44:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6628"},"modified":"2014-06-27T15:50:37","modified_gmt":"2014-06-27T22:50:37","slug":"lana-dey-reys-ultraviolence-pt1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6628","title":{"rendered":"Lana Dey Rey’s “Ultraviolence” pt1"},"content":{"rendered":"

MARIE: What do you think of the new Lana Del Ray album<\/a>?
\nBRAIN: I like it
\nBRAIN: I think the indie press is cottoning to the fact that she’s not a real person
\nBRAIN: I’m like yes\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 can we move on now?
\nBRAIN: it’s been 2 years
\nMARIE: she was pretty clearly not a real person this whole time
\nBRAIN: it’s like trying to figure out why Humpty Hump<\/a> has a weird nose<\/p>\n

MARIE: she’s been giving some scary depressing interviews
\nBRAIN: what interviews has LDR given?
\nBRAIN: seems\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 ill advised
\nMARIE: this was the big one, I think<\/a><\/p>\n

Lana Del Rey: ‘I wish I was dead already’<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

BRAIN: she’s right though, she’d be better off extinguished
\nBRAIN: more lucrative<\/p>\n

BRAIN: maybe she and the company should stage her death
\nMARIE: I think she needs a bit more of a back catalog before she maxes out on that
\nMARIE: three albums
\nBRAIN: yeah maybe, but remember 2Pac released a bunch after he was dead<\/a>
\nBRAIN: this will be much easier since she won’t really be dead<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

MARIE: What do you think of the new Lana Del Ray album? BRAIN: I like it BRAIN: I think the indie press is cottoning to the fact that she’s not a real person BRAIN: I’m like yes\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 can we move on now? BRAIN: it’s been 2 years MARIE: she was pretty clearly not a real […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6628"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6634,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6628\/revisions\/6634"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}