{"id":6619,"date":"2014-05-28T14:33:57","date_gmt":"2014-05-28T21:33:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6619"},"modified":"2014-05-28T14:35:40","modified_gmt":"2014-05-28T21:35:40","slug":"mr-g-the-goat-and-the-burroito","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6619","title":{"rendered":"Mr G the goat and the Burroito"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>JILLIAN: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=bv2OGph5Kec\"\n>watch video without sound<\/a> unless you like country music<br \/>\nBRAIN: notice that goat was essentially stolen from his previous owner<br \/>\nJILLIAN: i&#8217;m fine with removing animals from hoardes<br \/>\nJILLIAN: *hoarders<br \/>\nJILLIAN: also hordes though; zombies and goats should not be housed together<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: it&#8217;s nice they placed the goat instead of say\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 making him into burritos<br \/>\nMARK: same with the donkey &#8211; glad he didn&#8217;t end up as a burroito<br \/>\nBRAIN: what useful thing can you make out of an old burro?<br \/>\nMARK: probably not food, I hear they taste like ass<br \/>\nBRAIN: *rimshot*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JILLIAN: watch video without sound unless you like country music BRAIN: notice that goat was essentially stolen from his previous owner JILLIAN: i&#8217;m fine with removing animals from hoardes JILLIAN: *hoarders JILLIAN: also hordes though; zombies and goats should not be housed together BRAIN: it&#8217;s nice they placed the goat instead of say\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 making him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6619"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6619\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6621,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6619\/revisions\/6621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}