{"id":6609,"date":"2014-05-19T17:18:08","date_gmt":"2014-05-20T00:18:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6609"},"modified":"2014-05-19T17:18:08","modified_gmt":"2014-05-20T00:18:08","slug":"yolo-cookies-and-poison-meatballs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6609","title":{"rendered":"YOLO cookies and poison meatballs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>GREG: this thing sucks<br \/>\nGREG: the woman who gave it to me in the elevator said it was a new flavor<br \/>\nGREG: if I see her again I&#8217;m gonna tell her &#8220;that cookie sucked ass!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>LISA: wait you took food from a stranger?!<br \/>\nGREG: and now I&#8217;m eating it!<br \/>\nBRAIN: it totally has mescaline in it!<br \/>\nGREG: YOLO!<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: and rat poison!<br \/>\nGREG: YOLO!!!!<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/crime\/article\/More-suspected-poisoned-meatballs-in-S-F-5456894.php\">didn&#8217;t you read the poison meatballs are back<\/a>!?<br \/>\nBRAIN: we&#8217;re gonna have to take you to the vet<br \/>\nGREG: if eating meatballs off the ground is wrong, I don&#8217;t wanna be right<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GREG: this thing sucks GREG: the woman who gave it to me in the elevator said it was a new flavor GREG: if I see her again I&#8217;m gonna tell her &#8220;that cookie sucked ass!&#8221; LISA: wait you took food from a stranger?! GREG: and now I&#8217;m eating it! BRAIN: it totally has mescaline in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6609"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6609\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6610,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6609\/revisions\/6610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}