{"id":6607,"date":"2014-05-19T15:02:24","date_gmt":"2014-05-19T22:02:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6607"},"modified":"2014-05-19T15:02:24","modified_gmt":"2014-05-19T22:02:24","slug":"lisas-deconstructed-pancakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6607","title":{"rendered":"Lisa&#8217;s deconstructed pancakes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MARIE: omg<br \/>\nMARIE: Lisa is eating ice cream directly out of the tub&#8230; with a fork<br \/>\nWILLIAM: at least she&#8217;s graduated from her universal chopsticks<\/p>\n<p>JILLIAN: oh man, remember the food concoctions she would make?<br \/>\nJILLIAN: bowls of so many weird combinations<br \/>\nJILLIAN: and the chopsticks<\/p>\n<p>BRIAN: did any one write them down?  This could be a cookbook<br \/>\nBRIAN: I&#8217;m pretty serious, people love insane cookbooks, and she always eats healthy food<br \/>\nSCOTT: &#8220;cook&#8221; book<br \/>\nSCOTT: we should not be mean to Lisa<br \/>\nWILL: my favorite lisa recipe is<br \/>\nWILL: 1. put some flour in a bowl,<br \/>\nWILL: 2. put some water in that bowl,<br \/>\nWILL: 3. stir<\/p>\n<p>BRIAN: woah<br \/>\nSCOTT: I don&#8217;t think what Will just said counts as&#8230; healthy<br \/>\nBRIAN: &#8230;maybe if you only eat a tiny bit of it?<br \/>\nWILL: throw some protein powder in there and you could get prettty swole off of such a concoction<\/p>\n<p>BRIAN: Lisa confirmed that was a real recipe of hers<br \/>\nLISA (paraphrased): I was in college, and I wanted to make pancakes.  So I thought, why not take all the ingredients of pancakes, and put them in the microwave?<br \/>\nThen I thought, I don&#8217;t really need all these ingredients&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: if you put that on a triangular plate and charge $50 for it you may have something<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MARIE: omg MARIE: Lisa is eating ice cream directly out of the tub&#8230; with a fork WILLIAM: at least she&#8217;s graduated from her universal chopsticks JILLIAN: oh man, remember the food concoctions she would make? JILLIAN: bowls of so many weird combinations JILLIAN: and the chopsticks BRIAN: did any one write them down? This could [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6607"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6608,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6607\/revisions\/6608"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}