{"id":6600,"date":"2014-05-07T09:52:44","date_gmt":"2014-05-07T16:52:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6600"},"modified":"2014-05-07T09:52:44","modified_gmt":"2014-05-07T16:52:44","slug":"attn-nigel-featherbottomington-iii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6600","title":{"rendered":"ATTN: NIGEL FEATHERBOTTOMINGTON III"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WILL: this UK client puts salutations and stuff in the customer communicatinos<br \/>\nWILL: so the greetings are all like &#8220;Hello, MR. NIGEL FEATHERBOTTOMINGTON III ESQ OF THE FEATHERBOTTOMINGTON MANOR AND ESTATES AND PIP PIP CHEERIO WITH THE CRUMPETS&#8221;<br \/>\nJ2: will can you please go be a writer for downton abbey<\/p>\n<p>J2: you&#8217;re really wasting your talents here<br \/>\nWILL: i&#8217;ve never watched the show but i imagine it is exactly like that<\/p>\n<p>WILL: &#8220;oh nigel, this marmite is simply smashing you must tell me which foodsellery you shimmyshammied it from&#8221; &#8220;righto, penelope. i dipdapped it from old barrister miserington down by the cobblers last fortnight&#8221;<br \/>\nMARIE: I mean, that is basically Jeeves &#038; Wooster.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WILL: this UK client puts salutations and stuff in the customer communicatinos WILL: so the greetings are all like &#8220;Hello, MR. NIGEL FEATHERBOTTOMINGTON III ESQ OF THE FEATHERBOTTOMINGTON MANOR AND ESTATES AND PIP PIP CHEERIO WITH THE CRUMPETS&#8221; J2: will can you please go be a writer for downton abbey J2: you&#8217;re really wasting your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6600","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6600","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6600"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6600\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6601,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6600\/revisions\/6601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6600"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6600"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6600"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}