ELENA: feeling like death\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 must make it to 5
\nELENA: soooo close
\nELENA: I should have taken a sick day
\nELENA: but my plan is to go drink with friends at 5 and work is closer than my house
\nELENA: I’ll be sure to order a NyQuil margarita
\nBROWN: you’re a machine.
\nMARIE: sounds healthy<\/p>\n
BRAIN: that’s a terrible idea
\nBRAIN: a mojito would be a much better adaptation
\nBRAIN: use the mint one
\nELENA: this is why we haven’t fired you yet brain
\nBRAIN: NyQuil mixology is just an added perk<\/p>\n
BRAIN: ok I got it: Tequila Sunrise (use the cherry flavored NyQuil)
\nBRAIN: the volume is actually identical to the grenadine
\nBRAIN: and the OJ would mostly cover the medicinal taste
\nBRAIN: well and the tequila<\/p>\n
ELENA: I’m pretty sure I’ll be kicked out of the bar for mixing NyQuil in my drink
\nELENA: and my friends may think I have a serious substance abuse problem
\nBRAIN: sheeyah
\nELENA: I’ll be sure to let you know how the intervention goes<\/p>\n
BRAIN: that would be a pretty lame bar that kicks someone out based on their drink choices
\nBRAIN: you can shout “I thought this was America!”
\nELENA: ‘Murica<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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