{"id":6573,"date":"2014-03-13T10:06:06","date_gmt":"2014-03-13T17:06:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6573"},"modified":"2014-05-19T19:42:31","modified_gmt":"2014-05-20T02:42:31","slug":"6573","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6573","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SYSOPS DIRECTOR: hey does anyone want to go to CloudSlam &#8217;14?<br \/>\nSYSOPS DIRECTOR: it&#8217;s in june.<br \/>\nSYSOPS DIRECTOR: HA HA obviously i&#8217;m kidding<br \/>\nSYSOPS DIRECTOR: but that&#8217;s an actual conference name.<br \/>\nBRAIN: hopefully it&#8217;s in SF<br \/>\nSYSOPS DIRECTOR: it is. folsom st.<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: thank goodness you delivered the punchline on that one<br \/>\nSYSOPS DIRECTOR: what punchline?<br \/>\nSYSOPS DIRECTOR: it&#8217;s called cloudslam you prurient\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 prurient.<br \/>\nSYSOPS DIRECTOR: and it&#8217;s the most engaging conference about clouds ever to slam into a leather palace.<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: I hate helping doing set up and no one closes the deal<br \/>\nSYSOPS DIRECTOR: lol<\/p>\n<p>Background: Being mature Cloud Professionals, we have all installed <a href=\"https:\/\/chrome.google.com\/webstore\/detail\/cloud-to-butt-plus\/apmlngnhgbnjpajelfkmabhkfapgnoai?hl=en\">Cloud to Butt Plus<\/a>, which translates every instance of &#8220;Cloud&#8221; on a web page into &#8220;Butt&#8221;&#8230; every instance of &#8220;the cloud&#8221; becomes &#8220;my butt.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Therefore something like &#8220;Store your photos in the cloud!!&#8221; becomes &#8220;Store your photos in my butt!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SYSOPS DIRECTOR: hey does anyone want to go to CloudSlam &#8217;14? SYSOPS DIRECTOR: it&#8217;s in june. SYSOPS DIRECTOR: HA HA obviously i&#8217;m kidding SYSOPS DIRECTOR: but that&#8217;s an actual conference name. BRAIN: hopefully it&#8217;s in SF SYSOPS DIRECTOR: it is. folsom st. BRAIN: thank goodness you delivered the punchline on that one SYSOPS DIRECTOR: what [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6573"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6617,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6573\/revisions\/6617"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}