{"id":6555,"date":"2014-03-02T02:02:39","date_gmt":"2014-03-02T09:02:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6555"},"modified":"2014-03-02T02:02:39","modified_gmt":"2014-03-02T09:02:39","slug":"inflatable-dog-cop-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6555","title":{"rendered":"Inflatable Dog Cop II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ALICE, SHOW RUNNER: This script is a mess, plus it doesn&#8217;t make any sense.<br \/>\nBOB, LEAD WRITER: It makes perfect sense!<br \/>\nALICE: We pitched it as a buddy cop show &#8211;<br \/>\nBOB: it IS!<br \/>\nALICE: &#8211; except one cop is a vampire and the other is a dog &#8211;<br \/>\nBOB: No no no, come on &#8211;<br \/>\nALICE: Oh thank god, because I thought &#8211;<br \/>\nBOB: they are BOTH dogs.  One is a vampire dog, and the other is an inflatable dog.<br \/>\nALICE: I&#8217;m so angry right now I&#8217;m firing myself.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ALICE, SHOW RUNNER: This script is a mess, plus it doesn&#8217;t make any sense. BOB, LEAD WRITER: It makes perfect sense! ALICE: We pitched it as a buddy cop show &#8211; BOB: it IS! ALICE: &#8211; except one cop is a vampire and the other is a dog &#8211; BOB: No no no, come on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6555"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6556,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6555\/revisions\/6556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}