JILLIAN: “Using syntax that looks like Java and acts like database stored procedures”
\nJILLIAN: why would you ever describe something with that sentence when attempting to say it is good
\nMARIE: if you did not understand how good worked<\/p>\n
WILL: “it’s like driving a stick shift, but with none of the control!”
\nWILL: “it’s like the taste of booze with none of the intoxicating effects!”
\nWILL: “tastes like tofu, fucks up your insides like beef!”
\nSCOTT: that second one…
\nSCOTT: non-alcoholic beer. why?
\nWILL: yeah or decaf for that matter
\nSCOTT: yeah decaf coffee, wtf<\/p>\n
BROWN: “Like a non-alcoholic vodka!”
\nBROWN: “Smells like bleach, cleans like vegetable oil.”
\nMARIE: Brown, how did you know my new start-up idea?
\nBROWN: I saw the hacker news article.
\nMARIE: dammit<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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