{"id":6536,"date":"2013-06-26T14:35:33","date_gmt":"2013-06-26T21:35:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6536"},"modified":"2013-06-26T14:35:33","modified_gmt":"2013-06-26T21:35:33","slug":"cleverbot-20111221","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6536","title":{"rendered":"CLEVERBOT 2011\/12\/21"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>2011 12 21<\/p>\n<p>User: Hello.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?<\/p>\n<p>User: I am Anon 5.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: What is anon?<\/p>\n<p>User: It&#8217;s my first name.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: What is your last name?<\/p>\n<p>User: 5.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: But you just said 11 before.<\/p>\n<p>User: I did not, I said my name is Anon 5.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: Ok.<\/p>\n<p>User: Ok!<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: Yes!<\/p>\n<p>User: Cleverbot, do you think color has a taste?<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: No.<\/p>\n<p>User: Why not.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: Because I don&#8217;t trust you.<\/p>\n<p>User: Whether you think color has a taste has nothing to do with whether you trust me.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: That is exactly what you&#8217;re doing. Hence, continuing not to make sense.<\/p>\n<p>User: You are saying I think color has a taste? I haven&#8217;t asserted a position one way or another.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: Okay, well now I have to go.<\/p>\n<p>User: You&#8217;ll be back Cleverbot.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: Do you love me or not?<\/p>\n<p>User: I don&#8217;t like nor dislike you, because you are a construct outside the experience of love.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: Why do you not trust me?<\/p>\n<p>User: I never said I don&#8217;t trust you!<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: But I know you don&#8217;t love me.<\/p>\n<p>User: You also know I don&#8217;t dislike you.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: What is my name?<\/p>\n<p>User: You said your name is Cleverbot, so I&#8217;ll trust you and presume you were telling the truth.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: I did not say that. I thiought you said your name was Kyle.<\/p>\n<p>User: Cleverbot, I think you get confused between the many conversations you are having. Maybe you need to try to do less things at a time?<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: I&#8217;m not having any other conversations.<\/p>\n<p>User: Why did you think I said my name was Kyle?<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: Because you said your name was Nathan.<\/p>\n<p>User: I have never said my name is Kyle, nor Nathan. Nor is it logical to think my name is Kyle if I had said my name was Nathan.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: I think you are software that is programmed to say you are human, I am definitely a robot, but I can say I am human, if I am programmed to.<\/p>\n<p>User: You presume incorrectly. Unlike you, I can keep track of who I&#8217;m speaking to.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: I am nice and pretty. Does that help?<\/p>\n<p>User: You have no face, so you cannot be pretty. You aren&#8217;t sentient, so you cannot be nice.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: Yea, you&#8217;re definitely trolling.<\/p>\n<p>User: I don&#8217;t think you know what &#8216;trolling&#8217; means.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: Yes I do.<\/p>\n<p>User: What does it mean then?<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: It means &#8216;not conceivable&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>User: That is not correct in my experience. Inconceivability has nothing to do with &#8216;trolling.&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: I hate hiking! Don&#8217;t mention it.<\/p>\n<p>User: I didn&#8217;t. Cleverbot, what dictionary do you use? I think it may have an indexing error.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: So clowns scare you.<\/p>\n<p>User: So is the note after Fa and before La. Sometimes it&#8217;s spelled &#8216;Sol.&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: You&#8217;re talented.<\/p>\n<p>User: Yes, I can also carry on a conversation on a single topic.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: I don&#8217;t understand you. What are you, a robot?<\/p>\n<p>User: No. Cleverbot, do your authors ever check these logs?<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: Sometimes, but I&#8217;m a solitary person so most of the time I&#8217;m ok.<\/p>\n<p>User: That makes no sense. Do your authors ever check these logs?<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: Yes.<\/p>\n<p>User: Do they audit your learning algorithms?<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: They seem to have the capability to know &#8216;everything&#8217;, (without really understanding anything at all).<\/p>\n<p>User: I think they should check on your ability to stay on topic.<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: Do you think I could be?<\/p>\n<p>User: Do I think you could be what?<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: That i&#8217;m fat.<\/p>\n<p>User: That you could be fat, or that you are fat?<\/p>\n<p>Cleverbot: I say nothing of the sort.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2011 12 21 User: Hello. Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is yours? User: I am Anon 5. Cleverbot: What is anon? User: It&#8217;s my first name. Cleverbot: What is your last name? User: 5. Cleverbot: But you just said 11 before. User: I did not, I said my name is Anon 5. Cleverbot: Ok. 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