{"id":6529,"date":"2013-05-30T15:58:58","date_gmt":"2013-05-30T22:58:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6529"},"modified":"2014-03-07T08:39:24","modified_gmt":"2014-03-07T15:39:24","slug":"keha-flavored-soap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6529","title":{"rendered":"ke$ha flavored soap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BRAIN: My genius friend Normal is behind <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oprah.com\/gift\/Whiskey-Shaving-Kit \">these whiskey soaps<\/a><\/p>\n<p>NORMAL: Yay!<br \/>\nSOWINGS: K-rad. I just converted to a brush, and I&#8217;ll give this a try when my current soap runs out.<br \/>\nMVOSS: Now you can smell like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B000IZA426\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B000IZA426&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=ghosthouse01-20\">Lindsey Lohan<\/a>!<br \/>\nMVOSS: J\/K that actually sounds like a genius idea<br \/>\nBRAIN: Good one Matt! The follow up could be the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B004DKKIXW\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B004DKKIXW&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=ghosthouse01-20\">Ke$ha<\/a> flavored toothpaste (Jack Daniels)<br \/>\nNORMAL: Uh, YEAH.<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: I was pitching Ke$ha flavored toothpaste<br \/>\nSHAC: yuck<br \/>\nBRAIN: it tastes like &#8211;<br \/>\nSHAC: trash?<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: No, Jack Daniels<br \/>\nSHAC: did you see that thing on MTV where Ke$ha and her brother &#8211;<br \/>\nBRAIN: make out?<br \/>\nSHAC:  He&#8217;s along on her tour and he&#8217;s filming behind the scenes &#8211;<br \/>\nBRAIN: and then they make out?<\/p>\n<p>SHAC: Wasn&#8217;t Ke$ha the one with the meat dress?<br \/>\nBRAIN: That was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B00GHJ6BJW\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B00GHJ6BJW&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=ghosthouse01-20\">Lady Gaga<\/a> my friend.<br \/>\nSHAC: I get them mixed up<br \/>\nBRAIN: huh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BRAIN: My genius friend Normal is behind these whiskey soaps NORMAL: Yay! SOWINGS: K-rad. I just converted to a brush, and I&#8217;ll give this a try when my current soap runs out. MVOSS: Now you can smell like Lindsey Lohan! MVOSS: J\/K that actually sounds like a genius idea BRAIN: Good one Matt! The follow [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6529"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6529\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6563,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6529\/revisions\/6563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}