{"id":6524,"date":"2013-05-10T17:29:21","date_gmt":"2013-05-11T00:29:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6524"},"modified":"2013-05-10T17:29:21","modified_gmt":"2013-05-11T00:29:21","slug":"cthulhu-caramel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6524","title":{"rendered":"Cthulhu Caramel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ERIN: making <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/eoconfections\">buddhah hand caramel tonight<\/a><br \/>\nBRAIN: sounds interesting!<br \/>\nBRAIN: although\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 yuzu might be better<br \/>\nBRAIN: did you do that one already?<br \/>\nBRAIN: here&#8217;s a weird idea: Nijiya sells a yuzu vinegar<br \/>\nERIN: yuzu is harder to get fresh<br \/>\nBRAIN: right you are<br \/>\nERIN: I have a 3 lb. buddah hand in my kitchen<br \/>\nBRAIN: dayum!!<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: how much zest does that get?<br \/>\nBRAIN: do you have a tree on your balcony or something<br \/>\nERIN: no&#8230; they had only gigantic ones at Whole Foods<br \/>\nBRAIN: mmm hooters<br \/>\nERIN: lol<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: buddha hand is more like tentacle porn or udders I suppose<br \/>\nERIN: indeed<br \/>\nBRAIN: &#8220;cthulhu caramel&#8221;<br \/>\nERIN: lol<br \/>\nERIN: I don&#8217;t think the old ones really would taste fresh and floral<br \/>\nBRAIN: &#8220;Ia! Ia!  With real Unspeakable Taste\u00e2\u201e\u00a2!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ERIN: making buddhah hand caramel tonight BRAIN: sounds interesting! BRAIN: although\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 yuzu might be better BRAIN: did you do that one already? BRAIN: here&#8217;s a weird idea: Nijiya sells a yuzu vinegar ERIN: yuzu is harder to get fresh BRAIN: right you are ERIN: I have a 3 lb. buddah hand in my kitchen BRAIN: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}