{"id":6448,"date":"2012-08-08T16:42:40","date_gmt":"2012-08-08T23:42:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6448"},"modified":"2012-08-08T16:42:49","modified_gmt":"2012-08-08T23:42:49","slug":"marketing-inator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6448","title":{"rendered":"Marketing .inator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SHAC: the boys are watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B007AJOI0C\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B007AJOI0C&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=ghosthouse01-20\">Phineas &#038; Ferb on DVD<\/a> in the AT while I drive<br \/>\nSHAC: and all I can do is try to figure out how Candice could do a better job at busting them.<br \/>\nSHAC: I want to send her a letter with advice.<br \/>\nBRAIN: I usually spend the entire episode figuring out how to monetize Doofenshmirtz&#8217; invention<br \/>\nBRAIN: like I&#8217;m his marketing department<br \/>\nSHAC: It&#8217;s clear Step 1 is to change the naming scheme to avoid &#8220;-inator&#8221;<br \/>\nBRAIN: Agreed<br \/>\nBRAIN: Besides, we don&#8217;t own &#8220;inator.com&#8221;<br \/>\nSHAC: which is clearly Latin for &#8220;will backfire horribly&#8221;<br \/>\nBRAIN: maybe a TLD of &#8220;.inator&#8221;<br \/>\nSHAC: you can register that now<br \/>\nBRAIN: yeah, with the money from one of the -inators!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SHAC: the boys are watching Phineas &#038; Ferb on DVD in the AT while I drive SHAC: and all I can do is try to figure out how Candice could do a better job at busting them. SHAC: I want to send her a letter with advice. BRAIN: I usually spend the entire episode figuring [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6448"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6448\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6450,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6448\/revisions\/6450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}