{"id":6426,"date":"2012-06-22T15:50:22","date_gmt":"2012-06-22T22:50:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6426"},"modified":"2012-06-22T15:50:47","modified_gmt":"2012-06-22T22:50:47","slug":"shrink-wrapped-skeleton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6426","title":{"rendered":"Shrink-wrapped skeleton"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>GARY: Women should look like women; not 14 year old boys.<br \/>\nGARY: Curves: Sexy<br \/>\nGARY: Shrink-wrapped skeleton: Not Sexy<br \/>\nGARY: Any questions?<br \/>\nBRAIN: spoken like someone who has never banged a shrink-wrapped skeleton<br \/>\nLISA: Thank you, Gary!<br \/>\nGARY: Not my type, Brian. I like a meaty woman.<br \/>\nGARY: You have fun with those sharp edges, though<br \/>\nBRAIN: who said anything about women?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GARY: Women should look like women; not 14 year old boys. GARY: Curves: Sexy GARY: Shrink-wrapped skeleton: Not Sexy GARY: Any questions? BRAIN: spoken like someone who has never banged a shrink-wrapped skeleton LISA: Thank you, Gary! GARY: Not my type, Brian. I like a meaty woman. GARY: You have fun with those sharp edges, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6426"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6426\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6428,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6426\/revisions\/6428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}