{"id":6424,"date":"2012-06-22T15:46:10","date_gmt":"2012-06-22T22:46:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6424"},"modified":"2012-06-22T15:46:10","modified_gmt":"2012-06-22T22:46:10","slug":"my-bumpersticker-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6424","title":{"rendered":"My Bumpersticker Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>\nQ: What is a three letter word for &#8220;armed conflict?&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8220;war&#8221; ?<br \/>\nQ: Hey.  War is not the answer.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I thought I was so clever coming up with this, but the other day I was eating lunch at a cafe with Melissa, and it went something like this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>We&#8217;re in Palo Alto Town &#038; Country, in full view of two different cars with the bumper sticker &#8220;War is not the answer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: What is a three letter word for &#8220;armed conflict?&#8221;<br \/>\nMELISSA:  Uhm&#8230; I don&#8217;t know.<br \/>\nBRAIN: What.<br \/>\nMELISSA:  Nope.<br \/>\nBRAIN:  Come on.  Three letters.<br \/>\nMELISSA:  Uhhhh&#8230;. no.  I don&#8217;t know.<br \/>\nBRAIN:  Come on Melissa!<br \/>\nMELISSA:  No, I don&#8217;t know.  How would I know?<br \/>\nBRAIN: You are ruining my joke.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: What is a three letter word for &#8220;armed conflict?&#8221; A: &#8220;war&#8221; ? Q: Hey. War is not the answer. I thought I was so clever coming up with this, but the other day I was eating lunch at a cafe with Melissa, and it went something like this: We&#8217;re in Palo Alto Town &#038; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6424"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6424\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6425,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6424\/revisions\/6425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}