{"id":6422,"date":"2012-06-22T10:54:25","date_gmt":"2012-06-22T17:54:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6422"},"modified":"2012-06-22T10:54:25","modified_gmt":"2012-06-22T17:54:25","slug":"dont-staple-records-to-your-wall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6422","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Staple Records To Your Wall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BRAIN: in the name of all that is holy stop effin stapling records to your wall, it looks like a garage sale<br \/>\nCELESTE: funny because it&#8217;s true<br \/>\nSNOWDEN: But it&#8217;s so hard to staple digital downloads to my wall (whine)<br \/>\nSNOWDEN: and it&#8217;s still a step above crusty gym socks with female name tags.<br \/>\nBRAIN: going for that &#8220;serial killer chic&#8221; huh snowden<br \/>\nSNOWDEN: I want to give the police something to think about<br \/>\nSNOWDEN: should I ever get arrested.<br \/>\nBRAIN: yeah like &#8220;jesus, it looks like a garage sale in here&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BRAIN: in the name of all that is holy stop effin stapling records to your wall, it looks like a garage sale CELESTE: funny because it&#8217;s true SNOWDEN: But it&#8217;s so hard to staple digital downloads to my wall (whine) SNOWDEN: and it&#8217;s still a step above crusty gym socks with female name tags. BRAIN: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6422","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6422","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6422"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6422\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6423,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6422\/revisions\/6423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6422"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6422"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6422"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}