{"id":6416,"date":"2012-06-17T10:47:53","date_gmt":"2012-06-17T17:47:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6416"},"modified":"2012-06-17T10:57:14","modified_gmt":"2012-06-17T17:57:14","slug":"the-secret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6416","title":{"rendered":"The Secret"},"content":{"rendered":"

BRAIN: Have you seen The Secret<\/a>?
\nBRAIN: It is totally funny
\nNORMAL: hahaha
\nNORMAL: No, but I have seen the hope zombies it creates
\nBRAIN: I bet<\/p>\n

NORMAL: why?
\nNORMAL: are you envisioning your future?
\nBRAIN: Somewhat ironically, it’s very close to the Bush administration’s notion of how foreign policy works
\nBRAIN: Yes all my most irritating megalomaniacal plans now I’m going to blame on The Secret
\nNORMAL: Everyone in the elevator just watched me blow snot out of my nose laughing
\nBRAIN: They visualized that
\nNORMAL: Well, it manifested the fuck out of my nose.<\/p>\n

BRAIN: Anyway the point is The Secret is totally stolen from Cosmic Awareness<\/a><\/p>\n

BRAIN: do you have Netflix
\nDEAN: streaming, no DVD
\nBRAIN: you should see The Secret
\nBRAIN: It is unintentionally hilarious
\nDEAN: the victim blaming cult?
\nBRAIN: yes<\/p>\n

BRAIN: all those killed in the holocaust were just thinking very negatively
\nBRAIN: Apparently they were visualizing being burned in ovens
\nDEAN: I once lived w a guy who was really into it. Never saw the dvd, I bet it is funny as shit
\nBRAIN: It starts like the The Da Vinci Code<\/a><\/p>\n

DEAN: ha. It started arguments at that house. T insisted that all bad things are your fault so Daisy asked, “what if your daughter gets raped”
\nBRAIN: You just made me spit out my mushu
\nBRAIN: I guess I visualized mushu pork flying out of my face<\/p>\n

DEAN: There was lots of T yelling that Daisy “should not put that energy out there” against his daughter.
\nBRAIN: hahaha <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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