{"id":6407,"date":"2012-06-04T12:20:47","date_gmt":"2012-06-04T19:20:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6407"},"modified":"2012-06-08T23:45:25","modified_gmt":"2012-06-09T06:45:25","slug":"cherries-and-cannibals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6407","title":{"rendered":"Cherries and cannibals"},"content":{"rendered":"

BRAIN: have you been watching the jubilee?
\nTHE_LAW: no…????
\nTHE_LAW: like cherries?
\nBRAIN: the thing that’s on the dang teevee all the time now
\nTHE_LAW: what?
\nTHE_LAW: why is there a jubilee?
\nTHE_LAW: because of the gay porn star who killed the guy?<\/a>
\nTHE_LAW: and dismembered him?
\nBRAIN: what seriously?
\nTHE_LAW: or because of the zombie bathsalt guy?<\/a><\/p>\n

BRAIN: the diamond jubilee
\nTHE_LAW: oh, are the olympics on or something?
\nBRAIN: you are so out of it!
\nTHE_LAW: i don’t know… what this is
\nBRAIN: the 60th anniversary of Queen Elizabeth II’s reign<\/a>
\nTHE_LAW: oh…
\nBRAIN: there’s all these events? no?
\nTHE_LAW: maybe?
\nTHE_LAW: had no idea
\nTHE_LAW: monarchs are rarely on my radar. except for when they’re doing anal cramming
\nBRAIN: it’s called “queening”<\/a><\/p>\n

BRAIN: who is the zombie bathsalt guy?
\nTHE_LAW: YOU’RE out of it!
\nBRAIN: I’m losing track of all these cannibal stories<\/a><\/p>\n

THE_LAW: get your priorities straight!
\nTHE_LAW: when we’re up in sutro tower
\nTHE_LAW: with a bunch of shotguns
\nTHE_LAW: and a halfassed flamethrower
\nTHE_LAW: the jubilee won’t matter
\nBRAIN: maybe the queen can pardon the cannibals
\nTHE_LAW: good point<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

BRAIN: have you been watching the jubilee? THE_LAW: no…???? THE_LAW: like cherries? BRAIN: the thing that’s on the dang teevee all the time now THE_LAW: what? THE_LAW: why is there a jubilee? THE_LAW: because of the gay porn star who killed the guy? THE_LAW: and dismembered him? BRAIN: what seriously? THE_LAW: or because of the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6407"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6412,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6407\/revisions\/6412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}