BRAIN: do you know anything about scotch
\nUK_SAM: a little
\nBRAIN: which ones do you like?
\nBRAIN: I’m almost done with my bottle of Jameson and I want somehting more peaty I think
\nUK_SAM: what’s the price range and who’s drinking?
\nBRAIN: me
\nUK_SAM: Try a Macallan 12 next?
\nBRAIN: ok
\nUK_SAM: then shove the bottle up an old man’s ass
\nUK_SAM: that’s the ideal experience
\nBRAIN: god save the queen!
\nUK_SAM: she likes that too!
\nBRAIN: yikes<\/p>\n
UK_SAM: she invented it. that’s why we call bottle cramming “queening”
\nBRAIN: I did not know that
\nUK_SAM: absolutely true
\nBRAIN: I’ll notify M immediately
\nUK_SAM: Q has a gadget just for this occasion
\nBRAIN: “do be careful with that 007.”<\/p>\n
UK_SAM: if you’re on a mission
\nUK_SAM: and you need to queen someone
\nUK_SAM: just take out this umbrella
\nUK_SAM: and it releases a bottle if you press the upper button (above the normal umbrella release)
\nBRAIN: tricky<\/p>\n
UK_SAM: now, if you’re with the REAL queen this won’t do. you’ll need a better umbrella
\nBRAIN: since she’s seasoned
\nUK_SAM: she’s more refined, you know
\nBRAIN: but she doesn’t have a lot to say
\nUK_SAM: not when she’s getting queened, no
\nUK_SAM: few do<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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