{"id":6382,"date":"2012-05-01T10:57:32","date_gmt":"2012-05-01T17:57:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6382"},"modified":"2012-05-01T10:57:55","modified_gmt":"2012-05-01T17:57:55","slug":"dont-eat-jyus-curry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6382","title":{"rendered":"Just Don&#8217;t Eat the Curry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BRAIN: this &#8220;Choffy&#8221; is just roasted cacao ground up and put in a bag<br \/>\nJYU: wouldn&#8217;t that just be &#8220;chocolate&#8221; then?  Like historical chocolate?<br \/>\nBRAIN: right!  We were joking it&#8217;s two spices short of Aztec Chocolate<br \/>\nBRAIN: it needs chili pepper and cinnamon<br \/>\nJYU: Why would you have a savory drink?  Or a drink with chili in it?<br \/>\nBRAIN: it expands your blood vessels and helps keep you cool<br \/>\nJYU: I always thought you put spicy things in food to disguise that they had spoiled<br \/>\nBRIAN: no man, in south indian food there&#8217;s tons of chili pepper<br \/>\nJYU: yeah, because they are eating spoiled food<br \/>\nBRIAN: I&#8217;m not eating at your house<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BRAIN: this &#8220;Choffy&#8221; is just roasted cacao ground up and put in a bag JYU: wouldn&#8217;t that just be &#8220;chocolate&#8221; then? Like historical chocolate? BRAIN: right! We were joking it&#8217;s two spices short of Aztec Chocolate BRAIN: it needs chili pepper and cinnamon JYU: Why would you have a savory drink? Or a drink with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6382","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6382"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6382\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6384,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6382\/revisions\/6384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}