{"id":6377,"date":"2012-04-17T14:19:36","date_gmt":"2012-04-17T21:19:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6377"},"modified":"2012-04-17T14:19:36","modified_gmt":"2012-04-17T21:19:36","slug":"spocks-milkshake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6377","title":{"rendered":"Spock&#8217;s Milkshake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>PICTURE OF SPOCK<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which young males of the species are drawn.  You are correct: it is far superior to yours.  I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>OJ: they could&#8217;ve done better<br \/>\nOJ: dairy-based frozen could be ice cream, froyo, or sorbet<br \/>\nBRAIN: not specific enough you think?<br \/>\nOJ: yah! it&#8217;s spock, it should be specific<br \/>\nBRAIN: totally<br \/>\nBRAIN: we must aim for Maximum Buzzkill!<br \/>\nOJ: also, the focal point is not mentioned to be in the neighborhood of a local domicile<br \/>\nOJ: but not within the domicile<br \/>\nBRAIN: you made me choke on my after-lunch sugar-alternative<br \/>\nOJ: accomplishment of mission objectives has been achieved.<br \/>\nBRAIN: indeed<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PICTURE OF SPOCK My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which young males of the species are drawn. You are correct: it is far superior to yours. I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part. OJ: they could&#8217;ve done [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6377"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6378,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6377\/revisions\/6378"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}