{"id":6367,"date":"2012-03-27T13:21:12","date_gmt":"2012-03-27T20:21:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6367"},"modified":"2012-03-27T13:21:12","modified_gmt":"2012-03-27T20:21:12","slug":"i-dreamt-of-martin-scorsese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6367","title":{"rendered":"I dreamt of Martin Scorsese"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a funny dream last night &#8211; <\/p>\n<p>I dreamt that my wife discovered she was distantly related to Martin Scorsese &#8211; so some of her younger cousins and I got invited to &#8220;Cousin Marty&#8217;s&#8221; place.<\/p>\n<p>Scorsese in person was fun but sort of a control freak&#8230; he met us at his place but then put us on a bus he had rented with a driver, just three of us on a full-sized bus.<\/p>\n<p>The bus took us to a place up the coast where there was sort of an abandoned water temple&#8230; the washed-out trail was full of backpacking hippies making some kind of pilgrimage<\/p>\n<p>So we get there, and the place is a ruin.  I realize I&#8217;ve seen it in a clip from one of &#8220;Marty&#8217;s&#8221; more famous movies, which I&#8217;m embarrassed to not have seen.<\/p>\n<p>When we return he shows us a list of house rules.  One of them is essentially not to use text messages from inside the house without him reading the messages.  When I am back with my family I work out an elaborate cipher to use when I&#8217;m back at his place.  I teach my mom to use web-based WWI-era codes.<\/p>\n<p>I also quiz the younger cousins to make sure they aren&#8217;t going to be a pain on the trip back; I&#8217;m unconvinced and refuse to bring them back.<\/p>\n<p>That is about all I can remember!<\/p>\n<p>SAMIR: sounds like easy rider<br \/>\nBRAIN: I HAVE seen Easy Rider real recently<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a funny dream last night &#8211; I dreamt that my wife discovered she was distantly related to Martin Scorsese &#8211; so some of her younger cousins and I got invited to &#8220;Cousin Marty&#8217;s&#8221; place. Scorsese in person was fun but sort of a control freak&#8230; he met us at his place but then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6367"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6367\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6368,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6367\/revisions\/6368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}