The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza parlor and says “make me one with everything.”<\/p>\n
The actual Dalai Lama didn’t get it, but was pretty cool about it.<\/p>\n
One commenter mentions:<\/p>\n
\nthe REST of the joke is,,,, after handing the clerk a $20 bill against his $12.00 tab, the Dalai Lama says, change\u00ef\u00bb\u00bf pleae. the clerk replies,”” change must come from within””\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I like the hot dog version better – also, my more koan<\/a>-like variant is:<\/p>\n
A zen monk asks a hot dog vendor,
\n“Make me one with everything”
\nAnd the vendor says
\n“Mu”
\nAnd the monk is enlightened<\/p>\nI guess I should find a way to make that into a haiku or something.<\/p>\n