{"id":6178,"date":"2011-04-28T14:49:33","date_gmt":"2011-04-28T21:49:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=6178"},"modified":"2011-04-29T08:14:05","modified_gmt":"2011-04-29T15:14:05","slug":"hummingbirds-and-cops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=6178","title":{"rendered":"Hummingbirds and COPS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BL: C and i were working on the main form page, we wanted the files to be pushed live and Andy was not there so we are waiting for his return<br \/>\nBRAIN: ok.  and once it&#8217;s pushed live&#8230; will it work you think?<br \/>\nBL: its a possibility<br \/>\nBL: its one of two possibilities i guess<\/p>\n<p>er, thanks!<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday on the way to the cafeteria I saw a hummingbird sitting on the path.  He was so tiny I crouched to look at him&#8230; up close he looked pretty pissed off.  He had sand on his beak.  <\/p>\n<p>Coworker Danielle was passing by and was enraptured by the hummingbird.  I figured I&#8217;d see if he was still there after lunch, and if so I&#8217;d call someone.  I left for the cafeteria&#8230;  on the way back he was gone.<\/p>\n<p>Hours later Danielle was standing in the hall looking at the skylights above Marketing, 2 stories up.  She looked bummed.  &#8220;I am such an idiot&#8221; she says.<\/p>\n<p>Looks like the hummingbird was just stunned, recuperated on her desk, and was now trapped in the office with the glass ceiling.  This bird crippled Marketing for 2 hours, ladies were crying, etc.  I set up a ladder with some Hawaiian Punch on it, but he wouldn&#8217;t come down.  Eventually he got too tired to fly and got herded towards the door&#8230; Danielle fed him sugar water through a coffee stir.<\/p>\n<p>Today during a meeting we saw over a dozen police cars and motorcycles racing towards our complex.  &#8220;Get down on the ground!!!&#8221; we hear&#8230; looks like someone was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mercurynews.com\/breaking-news\/ci_17956215\">running from the police<\/a> and was about to be &#8220;tazed.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BL: C and i were working on the main form page, we wanted the files to be pushed live and Andy was not there so we are waiting for his return BRAIN: ok. and once it&#8217;s pushed live&#8230; will it work you think? BL: its a possibility BL: its one of two possibilities i guess [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6178","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6178","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6178"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6178\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6180,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6178\/revisions\/6180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6178"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6178"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6178"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}