BRAIN: so
\nBRAIN: Dutch boy
\nBRAIN: in Tripoli
\nBRAIN: are you seeing the melodrama unfold?
\nBRAIN: it’s practically a movie of the week already
\nSAMIR: i have NO idea what you mean
\nBRAIN: “A safari ends in tragedy for lone crash survivor”
\nBRAIN: no?
\nSAMIR: …
\nSAMIR: no idea
\nBRAIN: ok
\nBRAIN: speed summary
\nBRAIN: major airline crash
\nBRAIN: in Libya
\nSAMIR: commercial airline?
\nBRAIN: yes
\nBRAIN: most of the people are dead
\nBRAIN: in fact all of them are dead
\nSAMIR: k
\nBRAIN: except one
\nSAMIR: wow
\nBRAIN: one single survivor
\nBRAIN: 9 year old
\nSAMIR: wow!
\nBRAIN: he and family were on their way back from a safari in south africa
\nSAMIR: has anyone heard from Samuel L. Jackson?
\nBRAIN: as soon as his bones knit he’s going to fight Mr Glass
\nBRAIN: damn too slow
\nSAMIR: ha!
\nSAMIR: yeah, it’s suspicious
\nBRAIN: hmmmm
\nBRAIN: he needs more testing!
\nSAMIR: I think he’ll be enlisted as a superspy
\nSAMIR: now, THAT should be a reality show
\nSAMIR: like, he gets paid
\nSAMIR: but
\nSAMIR: 24\/7 cameras
\nSAMIR: watching what he does with his life
\nSAMIR: he’d probably implode under the pressure
\nBRAIN: WILL he become a hero? or villain?!
\nSAMIR: exactly!<\/p>\n
MAN IN BLACK: Ruben, we have some news about your legs
\nMAN IN BLACK: we couldn’t save them
\nMAN IN BLACK: so we replaced them with this power armor
\nMAN IN BLACK: and jump jets
\nMAN IN BLACK: thanks to a grant from the US Department of Defense
\nRUBEN: …
\nMAN IN BLACK: we also have bad news about your parents. They were killed in the crash.
\nMAN IN BLACK: Actually everyone was killed in the crash
\nMAN IN BLACK: And THIS is the man responsible
\nMAN IN BLACK: R— al-D—- , thought to be an operative of al-Qaeda
\nMAN IN BLACK: his current wherabouts are believed to be in the Pakistan border
\nMAN IN BLACK: now we can’t make you do anything
\nMAN IN BLACK: you’re a free citizen. You can go home with your aunt and uncle
\nMAN IN BLACK: try to rebuild your life
\nMAN IN BLACK: or –
\nMAN IN BLACK: you could join us
\nMAN IN BLACK: we’d make you a citizen of the United States of America<\/p>\n
DON LA FONTAINE: COMING THIS FALL
\nDON LA FONTAINE: FOLLOW THE STORY
\nDON LA FONTAINE: of ONE BOY
\nDON LA FONTAINE: “AIRPLANE SURVIVOR VIGILANTE”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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