{"id":5996,"date":"2009-07-20T06:41:35","date_gmt":"2009-07-20T13:41:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=5996"},"modified":"2009-07-20T06:41:35","modified_gmt":"2009-07-20T13:41:35","slug":"michael-jackson-still-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5996","title":{"rendered":"Michael Jackson Still Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Please stop wailing over Michael Jackson now.  I haven&#8217;t seen this much unjustified shock\/surprise since the Twin Towers were blown up by terrorists.<\/p>\n<p>Hey here&#8217;s a news flash: most if not all your childhood idols, if they were older than you, will die while you are alive.<\/p>\n<p>They may even die if they were younger than you.<\/p>\n<p>They will for sure die at some point.<\/p>\n<p>And so will you.  You&#8217;re going to die!  And there&#8217;s so much to do!<\/p>\n<p>Better get crackin&#8217;!<\/p>\n<p>This message sponsored by Mr Fucking Obvious<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please stop wailing over Michael Jackson now. I haven&#8217;t seen this much unjustified shock\/surprise since the Twin Towers were blown up by terrorists. Hey here&#8217;s a news flash: most if not all your childhood idols, if they were older than you, will die while you are alive. They may even die if they were younger [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5996","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5996","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5996"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5996\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5997,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5996\/revisions\/5997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5996"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5996"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5996"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}