{"id":5994,"date":"2009-07-07T10:58:10","date_gmt":"2009-07-07T17:58:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=5994"},"modified":"2009-07-07T10:58:10","modified_gmt":"2009-07-07T17:58:10","slug":"poop-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5994","title":{"rendered":"Poop Monster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>BRAIN: Check out the <a href=\"http:\/\/io9.com\/5305706\/public-utilities-group-confirms-sewer-monster-is-real-but-doesnt-know-what-it-is\">Poop Monster<\/a><br \/>\nSARAH: Wah!<br \/>\nSARAH: That&#8217;s disgusting<br \/>\nBRAIN: yet fascinating<br \/>\nBRAIN: cryptozoology!<br \/>\nSARAH: don&#8217;t want to know what is in the sewers of NYC<br \/>\nBRAIN: alligators?<br \/>\nSARAH: maybe they will eat these things<br \/>\nSARAH: or be consumed by them, who knows<br \/>\nBRAIN: maybe we can stitch together balls of these poopmonster things and make a Sewer Golem<br \/>\nSARAH: that&#8217;s sick &#8211; just sick<br \/>\nBRAIN: use it to rob banks, steal virgins, the usual<br \/>\nBRAIN: eventually Batman shows up and beats everyone up<br \/>\nBRAIN: what a killjoy<br \/>\nSARAH: I am going to need to recover before lunch<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BRAIN: Check out the Poop Monster SARAH: Wah! SARAH: That&#8217;s disgusting BRAIN: yet fascinating BRAIN: cryptozoology! SARAH: don&#8217;t want to know what is in the sewers of NYC BRAIN: alligators? SARAH: maybe they will eat these things SARAH: or be consumed by them, who knows BRAIN: maybe we can stitch together balls of these poopmonster [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5994"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5995,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5994\/revisions\/5995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}