{"id":5981,"date":"2009-05-29T15:20:49","date_gmt":"2009-05-29T22:20:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=5981"},"modified":"2009-05-29T15:20:49","modified_gmt":"2009-05-29T22:20:49","slug":"flowers-in-the-attic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5981","title":{"rendered":"Flowers in the Attic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good lord why did I watch this.  Wasn&#8217;t the book bad enough?<\/p>\n<p>Made in 1987, the story is just depraved, and I&#8217;m not talking about the incest (which either is not in the movie or I spaced out during that part).<\/p>\n<p>At every opportunity, the most dramatic thing happens, even if it is completely improbable.  Example:  protagonist is pretty, blonde, innocent.  She is her daddy&#8217;s favorite; he even says so.  So her father not only dies in an accident which is never explained, but on his birthday, and when they are preparing a surprise party for him.  Every drop of melodrama is milked from the scenario.<\/p>\n<p>Basically the movie is an exercise in repressed sexual reference.  Petty-evil mom played by Victoria Tennant (playing a similarly spoiled character as in All of Me) stands subservient and has her clothes ripped off before being whipped by her bible-toting mother and father.  Doomed-to-die blonde dad flirts with his favorite daughter, the protagonist played by a very young Kristy Swanson.<\/p>\n<p>I feel like porn is more honest; normally I would have liked this movie but since it&#8217;s an adaptation of the book it has no plot development.  This is basically a romance\/fantasy for preteens.<\/p>\n<p>BUT you know what was great?  Christopher Young did the score.  Which I guessed, because it sounds just like the Hellraiser movies!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good lord why did I watch this. Wasn&#8217;t the book bad enough? Made in 1987, the story is just depraved, and I&#8217;m not talking about the incest (which either is not in the movie or I spaced out during that part). At every opportunity, the most dramatic thing happens, even if it is completely improbable. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-flix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5981"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5981\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5983,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5981\/revisions\/5983"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}