{"id":5966,"date":"2009-04-21T11:01:34","date_gmt":"2009-04-21T18:01:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=5966"},"modified":"2009-04-21T13:43:15","modified_gmt":"2009-04-21T20:43:15","slug":"hipster-grifter-link-collection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5966","title":{"rendered":"Hipster Grifter link collection"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I heart the Hipster Grifter.<\/p>\n<p>Let me just say that although I am not a hipster, I do adore them, mainly because I parasitize the byproducts of their lifestyle.  I need ready access to indie music, cheap fashion, cheap new art experiences, and even their mostly-baseless disdain for the tragically unhip.<\/p>\n<p>Also I love con artists, because I am nutty like that.<\/p>\n<p>But you know?  The curmudgeons are right when they complain that there is nothing really that noteworthy about Keri Farrell.  She&#8217;s doing what has been done before.  I have known half a dozen sketchy sociopaths like her&#8211; partied with them, lost money to them, and pointed them at people I wanted to watch them destroy, like you might a pit bull in a dog fighting ring.<\/p>\n<p>So this is not real new.  Why is Kerri Farrell an internet celebrity then, when most of the other scam artists languish in relative obscurity?  No idea.  I can only surmise that she is pushing enough buttons all at the same time, or perhaps the internet-savvy percentage in the victim demographic has reached a critical mass.  Who knows!<\/p>\n<p>I kind of wonder if it&#8217;s due to some hipster backlash, like the &#8220;Disco Sucks&#8221; movement (July 12, 1979, &#8220;Disco Demolition Night&#8221; at Comiskey Park in Chicago, IL).  Maybe this will be the beginning of the end of the phrase &#8220;hipster.&#8221;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A good place to start: the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.observer.com\/2009\/style\/hipster-grifter?page=0\n\">New York Observer article<\/a>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.observer.com\/2009\/media\/hipster-grifter-writes-well-wisher-yes-i-have-made-mistakes\">HG writes well wisher<\/a> &#8220;Yes, I have made mistakes&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.observer.com\/2009\/style\/meet-hipster-grifter-kari-ferrells-salt-lake-city-bail-bond-agent\">Meet Keri Farrell&#8217;s SLC Bail Bond Agent<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Here&#8217;s a blog, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.delicatecondition.com\/2009\/04\/oh-crazy-kari.html\">Delicate Condition<\/a>,&#8221; which is seemingly written by someone who met her in person\n<ul>\n<li>Closer but less-consumable, here&#8217;s a forum on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.therocksalt.com\/forumcation\/viewtopic.php?t=37311&#038;view=previous&#038;sid=6bcc312391cd52dd82491964f75d5801\">therocksalt<\/a> lamenting Keri-induced damage<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>The fishwrap-that-is-online Gawker:\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/tag\/kari-ferrell\/\">all the articles<\/a> about Kerri Ferrell<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5212970\/meet-kari-ferrell-criminally-hipster\">Meet Keri Ferrell:<\/a> criminally hipster.&#8221;  What is our legislature doing?<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5213534\/hipster-grifter-kari-ferrells-victims-speak-out\">HGKF&#8217;s victims speak out!!<\/a>  It&#8217;s like Maury Povich over here.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5215066\/hipster-grifter-spotted-may-still-be-in-brooklyn\">HG spotted:<\/a> may still be in Brooklyn!!   Get her!!<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5216263\/the-hipster-grifters-charm-in-action\">HG&#8217;s charm in action<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5218487\/hipster-grifter-naked\">Hipster Grifter Naked<\/a>.  Tell me you didn&#8217;t see this one coming.  Maybe Vivid will offer her a million dollars.  Although I have to say, I&#8217;d be more likely to pay to see Keri Farrell in a three-hole-bone-a-thon than to see Octomom&#8230; doing anything.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=COVPtuMHKBE\">her &#8220;Wanted&#8221; Poster on YouTube<\/a>  How hard core is that?  She also made the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slcpd.com\/getinformed\/mostwanted.html\">SLC Most-Wanted<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/vice.typepad.com\/vice_magazine\/2009\/04\/dept-of-oopsies-we-hired-a-grifter.html\">VICE magazine<\/a>: &#8220;we hired a grifter.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/80874\/The-Hipster-Grifter\">MetaFilter<\/a>&#8216;s summary.  Kinda short for them; I guess it wasn&#8217;t shiny enough.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hipsterrunoff.com\/2009\/04\/the-saddest-azn-alive.html\">Hipster Runoff<\/a>: the saddest AZN alive.  Sort of an annoying site.\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.hipsterrunoff.com\/2009\/04\/what-made-us-fall-in-love-with-the-hipster-grifter.html\">hipster runoff<\/a> complete with bingo card<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Oh no, it&#8217;s the artsy academic analysis!  Run!!\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/nyulocal.com\/city\/2009\/04\/20\/the-hipster-grifter-opposite-of-the-asian-submissive-myth\/\">NYU Local<\/a>: &#8220;The Hipster Grifter: opposite of the Asian Submissive myth.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/jezebel.com\/5213344\/did-hipster-grifter-play-on-loathsome-hipster-asian-fetish\">Jezebel<\/a>: &#8220;Did Hipster Grifter play on loathsome hipster Asian fetish?&#8221;   Ha ha, &#8220;LOATHSOME.&#8221;  Somebody DO something!  Hysterical!   No no, don&#8217;t!  Keep breeding!  Without the Asian fetish, I might not exist!  Go breed more slaves for my unstoppable mudperson doomsday army!  We can end racism forever!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/animalnewyork.com\/2009\/04\/we-lived-with-the-hipster-grifter\/\">We Lived With The Hipster Grifter<\/a>&#8221; from ANIMAL<\/li>\n<li>Flickr:\n<ul>\n<li>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/wadehammer\/2999767872\/\">infamous hand job note<\/a><\/li>\n<li>An entire <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/groups\/1061824@N20\/\">Flickr group<\/a> devoted to her<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I heart the Hipster Grifter. Let me just say that although I am not a hipster, I do adore them, mainly because I parasitize the byproducts of their lifestyle. I need ready access to indie music, cheap fashion, cheap new art experiences, and even their mostly-baseless disdain for the tragically unhip. Also I love con [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5966","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5966","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5966"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5966\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5972,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5966\/revisions\/5972"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}