{"id":5956,"date":"2009-03-11T11:38:51","date_gmt":"2009-03-11T18:38:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=5956"},"modified":"2009-03-11T11:38:51","modified_gmt":"2009-03-11T18:38:51","slug":"call-the-nra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5956","title":{"rendered":"call the NRA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>SHAC:\u00c2\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/valleywag.gawker.com\/5168039\/dude-turns-to-twitter-as-guy-breaks-in-his-house\">http:\/\/valleywag.gawker.com\/5168039\/dude-turns-to-twitter-as-guy-breaks-in-his-house<\/a><br \/>\nBRAIN: retarded<br \/>\nBRAIN: &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.penny-arcade.com\/comic\/2008\/4\/23\/\">ok poop coming out now<\/a>&#8221;<br \/>\nBRAIN: ustream!?<br \/>\nBRAIN: also, who doesn&#8217;t lock their door in SF?!<br \/>\nSHAC: are you supposed to?<br \/>\nBRAIN: what is your address again?<\/p>\n<p>M FOSTER:the world is a sad<br \/>\nM FOSTER:\u00c2\u00a0 sad place<br \/>\nM FOSTER: Best part is where he talks about being out of TP<br \/>\nBRAIN: can you imagine not locking your door in SF?<br \/>\nM FOSTER: yeah no joke<\/p>\n<p>M FOSTER: and then not calling the police in this situation&#8230;.I was really hoping the last tweet would be something like.\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;OMG he&#8217;s kicking down the door to my bedroom. The door just broke. He&#8217;s got a chainsaw. He&#8217;s sawing off my leg. It hurts so bad. Is that my torso? Oh noes! Don&#8217;t cut off my torso.<\/p>\n<p>BRAIN: &#8220;ok &#8211; I&#8217;m bleeding all over the place.\u00c2\u00a0 I wonder if I should call an ambulance?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>SHAC:\u00c2\u00a0 http:\/\/valleywag.gawker.com\/5168039\/dude-turns-to-twitter-as-guy-breaks-in-his-house BRAIN: retarded BRAIN: &#8220;ok poop coming out now&#8221; BRAIN: ustream!? BRAIN: also, who doesn&#8217;t lock their door in SF?! SHAC: are you supposed to? BRAIN: what is your address again? M FOSTER:the world is a sad M FOSTER:\u00c2\u00a0 sad place M FOSTER: Best part is where he talks about being out of TP [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5956"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5956\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5957,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5956\/revisions\/5957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}