{"id":5946,"date":"2009-02-02T18:36:37","date_gmt":"2009-02-03T01:36:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/02\/5946\/"},"modified":"2009-02-02T18:36:37","modified_gmt":"2009-02-03T01:36:37","slug":"satan-is-the-light","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5946","title":{"rendered":"Satan is the Light"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the <a href=\"http:\/\/urbanlegends.about.com\/b\/2008\/10\/10\/talking-doll-allegedly-says-islam-is-the-light.htm\">modern version of the Stairway to Heaven scare<\/A>.  A bunch of apes hear &#8220;Islam is the light&#8221; and &#8220;Satan is king&#8221; in a baby toy gibberish.  Then they demand the stores pull the babies off the shelf.  What is especially humorous: they complaint says the Islam message is &#8220;spouting hate.&#8221;  And by humorous I mean humorous I don&#8217;t live near them.<\/p>\n<p>Even the hypothetical Satan message isn&#8217;t &#8220;spouting hate.&#8221;  It&#8217;s saying how much you like Satan!  Yay!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the modern version of the Stairway to Heaven scare. A bunch of apes hear &#8220;Islam is the light&#8221; and &#8220;Satan is king&#8221; in a baby toy gibberish. Then they demand the stores pull the babies off the shelf. What is especially humorous: they complaint says the Islam message is &#8220;spouting hate.&#8221; And by humorous [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5946"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5946\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}