TOBY: you know we still find random items with your old labels on them here
\nBRAIN: oh wow, like what?
\nTOBY: can’t remember exactly but like some of the old KVMs that you labeled with random ass stuff
\nTOBY: recently sent most of it off to an e-cycler
\nBRAIN: excellent
\nBRAIN: for a few years at pruneyard we had a freak gummi collection
\nBRAIN: malformed gummy bears
\nTOBY: i remember
\nBRAIN: one of my first purchases as QA lead at my previous job (that I just left last month) was a labeller
\nBRAIN: we labelled all the phones
\nBRAIN: then we labelled the computers
\nBRAIN: then we labelled things that really didn’t need labelling
\nBRAIN: like scissors (“scissors”)
\nBRAIN: and the labeller itself
\nTOBY: lmao
\nBRAIN: initially it was labelled “yes this is a labeller”
\nBRAIN: because people kept on asking if it was a labeller
\nBRAIN: then someone eventually put another label over the word “labeller” so it read “yes this is a hamburger”
\nBRAIN: so then people would ask for the hamburger
\nTOBY: you should have stored it somewhere and wherever you stored it you should have put a label called hamburglar
\nBRAIN: robble robble
\nBRAIN: actually it did have a check-out label
\nBRAIN: see all the phones were in a cabinet
\nBRAIN: and they were labelled with their phone number, and their ESN
\nBRAIN: (a signature)
\nBRAIN: and also a velcro label
\nBRAIN: which you’d grab and stick by your name to check out a phone
\nBRAIN: so the labeller’s tag actually read “hamburger”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
TOBY: you know we still find random items with your old labels on them here BRAIN: oh wow, like what? TOBY: can’t remember exactly but like some of the old KVMs that you labeled with random ass stuff TOBY: recently sent most of it off to an e-cycler BRAIN: excellent BRAIN: for a few years […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5928\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}