{"id":5886,"date":"2008-07-08T15:38:12","date_gmt":"2008-07-08T22:38:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/08\/5886\/"},"modified":"2008-07-08T15:42:17","modified_gmt":"2008-07-08T22:42:17","slug":"the-chiropractor-who-gave-me-mad-cow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5886","title":{"rendered":"The Chiropractor Who Gave Me Mad Cow"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a> BRAIN: so wait what is the allegation here<\/a>?
\nBRAIN: with the inhaler?
\nOSCAR: i don’t know
\nOSCAR: I stopped reading pretty quickly
\nOSCAR: it’s just sometimes good to remember what real crazy is
\nBRAIN: this is a good exercise in the device of “unreliable narrator”
\nBRAIN: because there’s enough clues you can piece together what is “really” happening
\nBRAIN: example:<\/p>\n

I now work at a vitamin store where I met a chiropractor. She offered to help me. I went in for one session and experienced a great improvement.<\/p>\n

She has since, mysteriously, refused to see me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

BRAIN: GEE I WONDER WHY
\nBRAIN: IT MUST BE THE CONSPIRACY
\nOSCAR: wow, too insane for chiropractors
\nBRAIN: can you imagine that session?
\nBRAIN: lady’s on the table
\nBRAIN: the chiropractor sort of wondering how she can gracefully never talk to her again
\nOSCAR: gracefully?
\nOSCAR: i suspect the key is “hopes this person doesn’t have violent tendencies”
\nBRAIN: yeah like you are in a little room with someone
\nBRAIN: it suddenly occurs to you that they are bugfuck insane
\nOSCAR: that’s only happened with people I’ve dated<\/p>\n

This site seems a bit misleadingly named. I was hoping for a directory of countries that had Mad Cow outbreaks or a rating system of the safety of beef in those countries.<\/p>\n

The diatribe also reminds me of Alex Robinson’s “Tricked.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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