{"id":5879,"date":"2008-06-17T17:38:57","date_gmt":"2008-06-18T00:38:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/17\/5879\/"},"modified":"2008-06-17T17:38:57","modified_gmt":"2008-06-18T00:38:57","slug":"how-many-5-year-olds-could-you-take-in-a-fight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5879","title":{"rendered":"How many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?"},"content":{"rendered":"

So you know there’s that thing “how many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?”<\/p>\n

People always estimate something ridiculously large, usually because they haven’t ever been babysitting or taught kindergarten. “I could take thirty 5-year-olds!” Stupid.<\/p>\n

Then I start baiting them, piling on crazy limitations, like “what if I get to train them ahead of time?” and “do I get to pick the 5 year olds?”<\/p>\n

So I’ll bid you down to… four<\/b>.<\/p>\n

Here’s my four entries.<\/p>\n

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So you know there’s that thing “how many 5 year olds could you take in a fight?” People always estimate something ridiculously large, usually because they haven’t ever been babysitting or taught kindergarten. “I could take thirty 5-year-olds!” Stupid. Then I start baiting them, piling on crazy limitations, like “what if I get to train […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5879"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5879\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}