{"id":5869,"date":"2008-06-04T17:39:29","date_gmt":"2008-06-05T00:39:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/04\/5869\/"},"modified":"2008-06-04T18:03:47","modified_gmt":"2008-06-05T01:03:47","slug":"stephanie-rules-pt1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5869","title":{"rendered":"Stephanie rules pt.1"},"content":{"rendered":"

BRAIN: check this out<\/a>
\nSTEPHANIE THE DESIGNER: ummmm, why did you send this?
\nBRAIN: you’ll find out!
\nBRAIN: keep it
\nBRAIN: you’ll need it real soon
\nSTEPH: I’m reading it and it’s boring
\nBRAIN: save it for later
\nBRAIN: trust me on this one
\nSTEPH: i don’t ever use corel draw
\nSTEPH: ever
\nBRAIN: I know
\nBRAIN: that’s why you need this
\nSTEPH: why would I ever use it?
\nBRAIN: you’re not very good at this game
\nSTEPH: I don’t even have it
\nSTEPH: I don’t get it
\nSTEPH: is this a joke?
\nBRAIN: no
\nBRAIN: well… sort of
\nBRAIN: I’ll walk you through this
\nSTEPH: like the end of the world is coming or something?
\nBRAIN: assume for the moment that I sent you this for a reason
\nBRAIN: and I know you don’t use Corel anything
\nBRAIN: now why would I say you’d need it real soon now?
\nSTEPH: the end of the world is coming?
\nBRAIN: be serious
\nSTEPH: ummm
\nBRAIN: (where do I sit?)
\nSTEPH: you overheard someone who is going to give me an assignment
\nBRAIN: getting warm
\nSTEPH: we got some files from a client
\nSTEPH: and they’re
\nSTEPH: corel files
\nBRAIN: very very warm
\nBRAIN: but not hot
\nSTEPH: something to do with [client name]?
\nBRAIN: dunno which client actually
\nSTEPH: ryo just sent me an [client name] style guide
\nBRAIN: someone wants something in corel draw
\nSTEPH: that someone is tripping
\nBRAIN: and I happen to know no one here has corel draw
\nSTEPH: who is it????
\nSTEPH: joel?
\nBRAIN: someone JFi is talking to apparently!
\nSTEPH: sprint maybe?
\nSTEPH: damn them
\nSTEPH: they can go right to hell
\nSTEPH: in a handbasket
\nSTEPH: who uses that?
\nBRAIN: I’ll quote you on that one
\nSTEPH: corel
\nSTEPH: please
\nBRAIN: ha ha, that is what [CTO] said
\nBRAIN: “who uses Corel Draw?!”
\nSTEPH: I’m not sure why it can’t be made in photoshop
\nSTEPH: it must be for some ass backward red neck client
\nBRAIN: draw is the illustrator equivalent
\nSTEPH: who lives in the woods
\nBRAIN: so I think they want a vector
\nSTEPH: so they will get illustrator then
\nSTEPH: do they live in the woods?
\nBRAIN: time to bust out Live Trace
\nSTEPH: deep in the woods?
\nSTEPH: get to the 21st century people!
\nBRAIN: you rule
\nSTEPH: sounds like an annoying project
\nSTEPH: when are they going to talk to me??
\nSTEPH: I have never even set eyes on corel draw
\nSTEPH: is it like mac paint?
\nSTEPH: DEAR GOD
\nSTEPH: he is on his way now
\nBRAIN: ha ha this is so funny
\nSTEPH: funny for you
\nSTEPH: how about if you had to code with sticks and stuff?
\nBRAIN: a magnetized needle<\/p>\n

SAMIR: now i have this weird image of hillbillies using old macs
\nBRAIN: isn’t that awesomely cranky?
\nSAMIR: I’m just seeing some guy named cletus making moonshine and like running WordPerfect
\nBRAIN: yeehaw!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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