SHAC: putting on warm jeans straight out of the dryer is better than sex<\/p>\n
BRAIN: woah there<\/p>\n
SHAC: you should try it<\/p>\n
BRAIN: it’s too hot these days<\/p>\n
SHAC: put some jeans in the dryer then have sex<\/p>\n
BRAIN: in the winter that’s pretty good<\/p>\n
SHAC: then as soon as you’re done run over to the dryer and put on the jeans
\nSHAC: just dont tell your wife what you’re up to or that i suggested it<\/p>\n
BRAIN: I think a double blind experiment is in order
\nBRAIN: we’ll take two identical twin porn stars
\nBRAIN: and one will have sex
\nBRAIN: and the other will put on jeans from being stark naked
\nBRAIN: and then we’ll ask them both questions while they are just fucked
\nBRAIN: and only wearing jeans respectively
\nBRAIN: and we will film all of this
\nBRAIN: it will be very scientific<\/p>\n
SHAC: make it so
\nSHAC: but i already know the answer<\/p>\n
BRAIN: that’s not good science there shac<\/p>\n
SHAC: its not always about the science
\nSHAC: its a spiritual thing<\/p>\n
BRAIN: the church of pants
\nBRAIN: I think danh is part of that one<\/p>\n
DANH: let’s play guess how many days I’ve been wearing these pants<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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