{"id":5851,"date":"2008-04-29T23:06:30","date_gmt":"2008-04-30T06:06:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/?p=5851"},"modified":"2008-04-29T23:07:49","modified_gmt":"2008-04-30T06:07:49","slug":"tonight-on-yahoo-answers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5851","title":{"rendered":"Tonight on Yahoo Answers"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Q1: Consider the plain y=1?<br \/>\na) find a point on the z-axis on this plain<br \/>\nb) find two other points on the plain<br \/>\nc) find a vector perpendicular to the plain<br \/>\nd) find a vector parallel to the plain<br \/>\ni need to show all my work thanks!<br \/>\n11 minutes ago &#8211; 3 days left to answer.<\/p>\n<p>A1:  You are doomed. <\/p>\n<p>1) do you even know what a plane is?<br \/>\n2) what does y=1 mean? draw all the points at y=1. There&#8217;s your plane.<br \/>\n3) You can&#8217;t even spell &#8220;plane&#8221; properly.<br \/>\n4) do you know why you have to show all your work? So they can tell if you&#8217;ve been getting your answers from somewhere else!<\/p>\n<p>I recommend you study your book instead of screwing around on the internet.<\/p>\n<p>These questions are so basic that if you can&#8217;t answer them yourself, you&#8217;re going to look like an idiot in class.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>\nQ2: Is love the greatest power in the universe?<\/p>\n<p>A2: Actually entropy is the greatest power in the universe.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>\nQ3: I am very ugly and nobody loves me, what should I do?<br \/>\nI am afraid to die, but I am so lonley I don&#8217;t know what else to do.<\/p>\n<p>A3: 1) graduate high school<br \/>\n2) go to college and get an advanced degree<br \/>\n3) make a jillion dollars<br \/>\n4) buy your own plastic surgery, go on a diet, learn how to dress and use cosmetics, learn about fashion and art<br \/>\n5) return home and enslave the fat aging ex-pretty people<\/p>\n<p>All the most fabulous and beautiful people I know started off ugly and unpopular. We are in our 30s now&#8230; everyone who was pretty back then is now fat, poor, and dumb. Learn from this example.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q1: Consider the plain y=1? a) find a point on the z-axis on this plain b) find two other points on the plain c) find a vector perpendicular to the plain d) find a vector parallel to the plain i need to show all my work thanks! 11 minutes ago &#8211; 3 days left to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5851"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5851\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}