{"id":5840,"date":"2008-04-02T08:53:22","date_gmt":"2008-04-02T15:53:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/02\/5840\/"},"modified":"2008-04-13T09:06:34","modified_gmt":"2008-04-13T16:06:34","slug":"well-if-they-were-smart-they-wouldnt-be-watching","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5840","title":{"rendered":"Well if they were smart, they wouldn&#8217;t be watching"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/redirect.html%3FASIN=1569709793%26tag=ghosthouse01-20%26lcode=xm2%26cID=2025%26ccmID=165953%26location=\/o\/ASIN\/1569709793%253FSubscriptionId=1N9AHEAQ2F6SVD97BE02\" title=\"Click and drag this image to the post editor\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ecx.images-amazon.com\/images\/I\/21xJbZfIwrL.jpg\" width=\"118\" \/><\/a>How can someone see the word &#8220;yaoi&#8221; (\u00e3\u201a\u201e\u00e3\u0081\u0160\u00e3\u0081\u201e) and get the pronunciation &#8220;yowie&#8221;?  It&#8217;s &#8220;Ya-Oh-Ee,&#8221; or &#8220;Ya-Oy.&#8221;  From the wizards who brought you Carry Oakie.  Morons.<\/p>\n<p>Then again, if they were so smart, they&#8217;d likely realize the pathetic fantasy they are watching.  The two beautiful boys making out with each other&#8230; because there is no chance in hell they&#8217;d want YOU.  Filthy nerd girl.<\/p>\n<p>Compare to &#8220;slash&#8221; fanfic, which seemingly got its start from female fans wanting to write porn about their favorite character, but getting too jealous to see them with any of the female characters&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How can someone see the word &#8220;yaoi&#8221; (\u00e3\u201a\u201e\u00e3\u0081\u0160\u00e3\u0081\u201e) and get the pronunciation &#8220;yowie&#8221;? It&#8217;s &#8220;Ya-Oh-Ee,&#8221; or &#8220;Ya-Oy.&#8221; From the wizards who brought you Carry Oakie. Morons. Then again, if they were so smart, they&#8217;d likely realize the pathetic fantasy they are watching. The two beautiful boys making out with each other&#8230; because there is no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-looky"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5840"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5840\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}