{"id":5831,"date":"2008-03-25T17:36:48","date_gmt":"2008-03-26T00:36:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/25\/5831\/"},"modified":"2008-03-25T19:55:50","modified_gmt":"2008-03-26T02:55:50","slug":"why-you-dont-marry-the-high-maintenance-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/?p=5831","title":{"rendered":"Why you don&#8217;t marry the high maintenance girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OPS DUDE:   I can&#8217;t go on Saturday, we&#8217;re going clothes shopping<br \/>\nENGINEER 1: oh yeah, what are you getting?<br \/>\nOPS DUDE:   oh, nothing for me.  She shops and I have to go watch her.<br \/>\nENGINEER 1: &#8230;seriously?  Why don&#8217;t you just&#8230; not go&#8230;?<br \/>\nOPS DUDE:   I have to go.  Otherwise we have a fight<br \/>\nENGINEER 1: Why don&#8217;t you say &#8220;I&#8217;m not going&#8230; now we can either have a huge fight&#8230; or you can go shopping&#8221;<br \/>\nOPS DUDE:   She&#8217;s not logical like that<br \/>\nENGINEER 2: She might say &#8220;get in the car, we&#8217;re doing both!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OPS DUDE: I can&#8217;t go on Saturday, we&#8217;re going clothes shopping ENGINEER 1: oh yeah, what are you getting? OPS DUDE: oh, nothing for me. She shops and I have to go watch her. ENGINEER 1: &#8230;seriously? Why don&#8217;t you just&#8230; not go&#8230;? OPS DUDE: I have to go. Otherwise we have a fight ENGINEER [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stardate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ikillspies.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}